'Expendables 2,' 'Abraham Lincoln' Posters Promise Action Aplenty

You'll be pardoned because of not expecting nuance within the marketing material for "The Expendables 2." Despite exactly what the marketing team may think, there does not have to be much apart from a listing of names against a black background, maybe crafted from bullets or fire or bloodstream. You realize individuals names -- Stallone, Statham, Li, Willis, Van Damme, and Schwarzenegger, to title a couple of -- and exactly what the first "Expendables" movie involved. The brand new one-sheet shows Stallone waiting in the frame of the "2" created from concrete, lit ablaze against a rocky foreground. Make sure that out, as well as the first "Abraham Lincoln subsequently: Vampire Hunter" poster, past the jump. Stallone is holding a gun, and that he means business, all business. How may you expect anything different? "Expendables 2" drops within the summer time, when we'll be thirsting just for a a bit more action compared to norm. On the other hand, the poster for "Abraham Lincoln subsequently: Vampire Hunter" teases the experience, instead of dumping us in it. There's Honest Abe relaxing in a chair underneath a complete moon, holding his hat in a single hands as well as an axe within the other. We can not see his face, but we don't have to. In another poster, Abe supports the same pose while relaxing in the Oblong Office, always a trusted hub for undead-killing action. The intense tone is suitable for of the extremely serious official synopsis, which reads, "'Abraham Lincoln subsequently: Vampire Hunter' explores the key existence in our finest Leader, and also the untold story that formed our nation." Because, yes, all that happened. The Confederacy was brought by vampires of the underworld, and Abe themself rode on horseback to slay their leader, Jefferson Dracula. His hat is made of miracle, his beard made from silver, and evening predators everywhere trembled wherever he walked. I have to accept is as true I wish to accept is as true. "Vampire Hunter" hits theaters next summer time, on June 22. Inform us what you believe within the comments section as well as on Twitter!